You’re not the only one offended, Jason Segel. Unwarranted.
Looks like Ben Affleck’s dick liberated itself from its own Iranian conflict. Argo put your dick away, Ben. Embarrassing.
Pope Francis can’t keep the cardinal in the conclave. Habemus dickslip.
Hugh Jackman was too busy having a good time to realize his dick accidentally popped out. Inexcusable.
Daniel Day-Lewis’s Lincoln log was emancipated on the red carpet. Disgusting.
Quentin Tarantino took a spill and his dick popped out. Inglorious.
Whoops! I’m not sure how many malfunctions have to happen before the whole Argo crew realize they are being publicly embarrassed. Deplorable.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt was singing so hard his dick popped out. Hurtful.
How could Chris Pine not know his dick was exposed? Arrogant.
Everyone was so focused on Jennifer Lawrence tripping that they didn’t notice Jean Dujardin’s dick popped out. Jean Duhardon is more like it. Shameful.